Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- She’s Back! Doritos Signs 12-Year Contract With Aunt Jemima
- Fauci Dons Funny Hat, Declares Himself To Be Pope Of Science
- Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science
- Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack
- White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named
- Racist Joe Biden Bans Travel From Africa
- Dollar Tree Quietly Rebrands As ‘Hundred Dollar Tree’
- Christian Plumber Under Fire For Refusing To Join Same-Sex Fittings
- Archaeologists Uncover Cool Whip Containers Pilgrims Used To Hold Leftovers
- FBI To Place All SUVs On Terror Watchlist
- Doctor Who Spent Decades In School Still Too Dumb To Realize That He Doesn’t Know Everything
- Liberal Upset By Ahmaud Arbery Verdict As There’s Nothing To Be Angry About
- Trump To The Rescue: Trump Travels Back In Time To Kill More Dinosaurs To Meet Our Fossil Fuel Needs
- The 7 Most Woke Kids’ Shows
- Mark Ruffalo Donates $50 Million To Found Joseph Rosenbaum Elementary School
- White House Says Everyone Can Save On Thanksgiving By Skipping It Since There Is Nothing To Be Thankful For
- 10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them
- Chicago Reports 40 Tragic Bullet Accidents Over Weekend
- Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden
- Waukesha SUV Charged With Six Counts Of Murder
- San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale
- Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun
- Nation Suffers Post-Thanksgiving Inflation Around Midsection
- Man Born With Incredible Superpower Of Picking Slowest Grocery Store Lane 100% Of The Time
- 10 Things We At The Babylon Bee Are Thankful For
- Mark Zuckerberg Sits Down With Virtual Meta Family For Some Virtual Turkey
- Target Dodges Looting By Hanging JCPenney Sign
- 10 Signs Your Church May Be Going Woke
- CNN Reports On ‘Deadly Boat Accident’ At Pearl Harbor
- Clever Business Owners Ward Off Looters With Kyle Rittenhouse Scarecrows
- Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself
- Biden Announces He’s Been Told He’s Running Again In 2024
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