Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- Financial Advisor Reminds New Parents It’s Never Too Early To Start Saving Up Money For Legos
- In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet
- Aides Wake Biden To Play That Fun ‘President’ Game Again
- Dad Lands Dream Job At Brewery Coming Up With Puns For Naming Beers
- DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
- ‘This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,’ Says Mom Clicking Play On ‘Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom’
- Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios
- Buttigieg Praises Cargo Ship For Helping Dismantle Racism In American Roads
- NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly
- Man Goes To Heaven, Immediately Asks God To Replay Arguments With His Wife So He Can Prove He Was Right
- Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
- Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head
- Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump’s Fine
- Boeing Board Forces CEO To Resign After Evidence Surfaces He Is A White Male
- 7 Super Helpful Things Parents Yell At Kids’ Baseball Games
- New ‘SquatBNB’ Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over
- Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
- Woman Who Calls Herself An Influencer Has Literally Never Influenced Anyone To Do Anything Ever
- National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We’re Not Being Invaded
- The Babylon Bee Guide To Being The Church Sound Guy
- Absolute Psychopath Lets Microwave Count Down All The Way To Zero
- New All-Female ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
- MLB Votes To Add Hip-Drop Tackles To Liven Up The Sport
- In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut
- Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
- ‘Of Course I’m Listening to You,’ Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics
- 10 Changes Trump Made In The ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible
- Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
- In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges
- New NFL Rules Require Opposing Teams To Just Hug It Out
- Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council’s Ceasefire Decree
- Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
- Wendy’s Is Fine, Nation Agrees
- Man Wishes There Were A Radical Progressive Journalist Nearby To Tell Him Whether This Post Is Misinformation
- ‘Not Another Friggin’ Phil Wickham Song,’ Mutter Angels As Local Church Starts Worship Set
- Shohei Ohtani Concerned About Effect Betting Scandal Will Have On Dodgers’ World Series Odds
- 9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property
- Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp
- Planet Fitness Rated ‘Best Gym In America’ By The National Association Of Perverts
- Woman Unable To Distinguish Between Basketball And Hockey About To Smoke Your March Madness Bracket Again
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- WATCH: Ship That Crashed Into Baltimore Bridge Was Involved In Another Accident In 2016
- ‘In a Bit of Shock’: VAXXED Top Twitch Streamer Ninja Reveals Cancer Diagnosis
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