Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland
- Theologians Confirm Missing Church Okay If It’s For Travel Ball
- Man Holds Off On Reading Bible So As Not To Ruin Suspense Of ‘Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel
- Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion
- Hollywood Calls It Quits After Realizing It Will Never Top ‘Smokey And The Bandit’
- ‘We Got Her’: British Police Arrest Dangerous 80 Year Old Who Spread Butter Using A Knife
- 9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated By British Police
- ‘Snow White’ Early Favorite To Dominate Oscars
- TV Show Wraps Up After A Good Run With A Satisfying Finale Leaving No Loose Ends [Satire]
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- 7 Ways You Too Can Achieve Trump’s Perfect Orange Skin Glow
- Dork Journalist Just Happy To Be Included In Group Text For Once
- Another Security Breach: Hunter Biden Discovered To Still Be Living In White House Toolshed
- Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott ‘Honkey Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don’t Work No More’
- Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing
- After Years of Debate, Theologians Now Agree That Lying To Your Dentist About Flossing Is Not A Sin
- Democrats Estimate They Are Only One More Arson Away From Being Popular Again
- Security Concerns As Trump Holds Strategy Meeting At Cracker Barrel
- Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize
- Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
- Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
- Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking
- Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval
- Touching: Libs Spell Out ‘Coexist’ With Burning Teslas
- Manufacturer Recalls Faulty Shopping Carts With 4 Functioning Wheels
- Concerns Raised As Pete Hegseth Unveils New ‘Kill All Commies’ Forehead Tattoo
- Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge
- Political Neutrality Of PBS Questioned After New Footage Of Elmo Keying Cybertruck
- Heaven Confirms Resurrected Bodies Of The Saints Will Be In The Style Of Studio Ghibli
- British Prime Minister Announces Prosecution Of King Arthur For Pulling Dangerous Sword From Stone
- Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists
- State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage
- ‘I Don’t Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,’ Thinks Gov Abbott While Launching Off G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp
- Jesus Calls On Followers To Eat Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches For 40 Days To Prepare For His Crucifixion
- Investigation Reveals DOGE Had Just Laid Off The Guy Whose Job It Was To Make Sure Jeffrey Goldberg Wasn’t In The War Group Chat
- Disney Puts Rachel Zegler In The Vault
- Perfectly Good Sports Game Ruined By Lady Announcer
- The Official Babylon Bee Spider Identification Guide For Wives
- 4D Chess: Genius Trump Leaks War Plans To ‘The Atlantic’ Where No One Will Ever See Them
- Shuttered Department Of Education Not Sure What To Do With This Warehouse Full Of Gender Unicorn Coloring Books
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