Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23
- Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island
- Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It
- Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair
- Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law, Imagine What They Can Do To You
- Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
- Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
- 10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger
- Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress
- ‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull
- Toddler Rushes To Save Mom From Having To Use Bathroom Alone
- Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food
- Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
- Tragedy As Entire Studio Audience Drowns In Flood Of Jimmy Kimmel’s Tears
- Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally
- Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm’s Deep
- J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves ‘Legal Observers’
- WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota
- Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
- Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are
- Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste
- Movie Studio With The Entire Collected Works Of Humanity To Select From Decides To Just Do ‘Spider-Man’ Again
- Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You’re The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids
- 12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed
- Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt
- Man Outed As Nazi For Saying We Should Have Laws And Borders
- Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five
- Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next
- Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November
- ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S.
- Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket
- Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees
- Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs
- Quality Of Musicals Craters As Number Of Gay Americans Decreases
- 11 Things To Look For In A Pastor
- U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
- Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
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