Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- LDS Church Launches Missionary BMX Games
- Millions Of Britons Drop Dead After Seeing Strange Shiny Yellow Thing In Sky For First Time
- Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
- Pathetic Excuse For Disciple Fails To Get Single Epistle Into Bible
- What Are The Deeply Buried Sins In Your Heart You Need Jesus To Drop A Bunker Buster On? – Op-Ed By Chet Skatington
- 4D Chess: Trump Announces He Will Begin Deporting One Illegal For Every Run The Dodgers Score
- Tired Man Drinks Coffee So He Can Feel Both Tired And Irritable
- Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night
- Iran Clarifies Its New ‘Jew Smasher 3000’ Missile Is Meant Only For Peace
- Democrats Announce They Will Celebrate Juneteenth By Giving Their Slaves An Extra 5-Minute Break
- ‘I Don’t Know If America Should Be Involved In Another Middle Eastern War,’ Says Raging Antisemite
- Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
- Do You Have Low Testosterone? Look For These Warning Signs
- Canada Continues Time-Honored Tradition Of Being Worse Than The USA At Everything
- British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
- Board Game Rules Explanation Developing Into Hostage Situation
- Depressed Man Never Considered Just Not Being Depressed
- Man, A Sandwich Would Hit So Hard Right Now
- Satan Holds ‘No King Of Kings’ Rally
- 10 New Amendments The Constitution Desperately Needs
- Liberal Parents Devastated After Finding JK Rowling’s Books Hidden Under Kid’s Bed
- Everyone Was Wrong: God Confirms Book Of Revelation Was Actually About The War Of 1812
- Trump Announces He Has Evidence Thomas Massie Is Only Weeks Away From Acquiring Nuclear Weapons
- Americans Surprised To Learn We Weren’t Already Bombing Iran
- Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven
- To Calm Everyone Down, Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About
- Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved
- Man Very Particular About Which Version Of The Bible He Buys And Doesn’t Read
- Democrats Outraged After Court Rules Commander In Chief Of Armed Forces Can Command Armed Forces
- Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
- User Kicked Off Bluesky For Not Violently Threatening JD Vance
- ‘Israel Has The Right To Defend Itself,’ Says Pro-War Neocon Zionist Shill
- Democrats Confused On What Exactly Children Are For If You Can’t Mutilate Or Kill Them
- Ted Cruz Destroyed In Interview As He’s Unable To Name Ayatollah’s Favorite Starter Pokemon
- Ayatollah Reveals Big Surprise Was How Much He Saved On Car Insurance By Switching To GEICO
- The Babylon Bee Would Like To Alert Trump That The Los Angeles Dodgers Have Obtained Nuclear Weapons
- Wise Trump Suggests Cutting The Temple Mount In Half
- 9 Creative Ways To Achieve Peace In The Middle East
- Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
- After Deportations, Mexican Restaurants Forced To Replace Mariachi Bands With Barbershop Quartets
- Democrats Urge People To Stop Inflammatory Rhetoric Unless It’s Against Trump, The Next Hitler Who Must Be Stopped Now
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