Category: “The Babylon Bee”
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- Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
- Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
- ‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer
- Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
- Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
- Wife Gets Husband’s Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
- 9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’
- Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead
- Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole
- The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026
- Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
- Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
- Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
- Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada
- Kid Who Didn’t Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
- Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot
- Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music
- 7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
- Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
- Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
- Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
- 9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
- To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
- Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe
- Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad
- Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
- Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter
- South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
- James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
- Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
- After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL
- Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
- Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
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