Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- ‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer
- Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business
- Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom
- Wife Gets Husband’s Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning
- Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad
- Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead
- Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole
- The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026
- Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
- Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
- Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
- Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada
- Kid Who Didn’t Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
- To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
- Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife
- 12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than ‘Monopoly’
- Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies
- Jesus Kinda Bummed He Was Born On December 25 And Now His Birthday Will Be Overshadowed By Christmas Every Year
- Trump Worried Reports Of Venezuelan Oil Tanker Seizure Have Ruined The Surprise Of Melania’s Christmas Gift
- Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg
- 9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
- To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
- Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe
- 9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’
- Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration
- Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter
- South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
- James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
- Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
- After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL
- Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
- Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
- FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That’s Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
- Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It
- Trump Advice for Families Struggling This Christmas: Your Kids Are Bad So Maybe They Don’t Deserve Presents
- Kilmar Abrego Garcia Uses Frequent Flyer Miles To Take Killer Disney Vacation
- California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House
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