Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show ‘WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?’
- Trump Has Spoken: These 12 Crimes Of Sedition Are Now Punishable By Death
- 17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope’s Hat
- Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List
- Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Journalist? Here Are 9 Qualifications
- Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer’s Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of ‘Chalupa’
- Embarrassed Cleveland Browns Suddenly Realize They Forgot To Put A Logo On Their Helmets This Whole Time
- 11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
- Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell
- Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked
- Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
- 10 Proofs Jesus Was American
- With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
- Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
- Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don’t Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
- Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids
- Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions
- After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He’s Joining Whig Party
- Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated
- In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
- Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino
- Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter
- Microsoft Introduces Convenient New 47-Factor Authentication
- Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies
- Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
- Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
- In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
- To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields
- Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies
- Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
- Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
- Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
- Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
- Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
- Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
- Teenager Struggling To Stay Awake After Only Getting 14 Hours Of Sleep
- New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With “OK”
- 8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
- Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
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