Category: “The Babylon Bee”
- Libertarian Politician Googles ‘What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible’ Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On
- Parenting Tip: Limit Your Child To Just 4 Hours Of Brain Rot Slop Each Day
- Mamdani Tunes Into ‘The View’ To Receive His Classified Morning Briefing
- 7 Simple Ways To Be A Better Christian This Year
- Trump Leads Seal Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
- Liberals Quickly Change ‘No Kings’ Signs To Read ‘Yes Kings’ In Support Of Maduro
- British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
- Sad: This Man Didn’t Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III
- Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
- Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It’s Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
- Republicans Vow To Uncover All Somali Fraud And Then Do Nothing About It Except Fundraise
- Is This Minnesota Daycare Actually A Fake Somali Front? Know The Signs
- ‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
- Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
- Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law
- Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn’t Like
- Trump To Choose Next Venezuelan President In Inaugural Season Of ‘El Aprendiz’
- Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging
- Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison
- Man’s High School Hacky Sack Skills Woefully Underprepared Him For Adult Life
- Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
- Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
- Crew Of Starship ‘Enterprise’ Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California
- Perfect Day Ruined By People
- College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke’s Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke’s Mayo
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