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- JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him
- Renaissance Artist Finishes Masterpiece That Will One Day Be Great Training Data For AI
- Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C.
- Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery
- Dallas Cowboys Ask If Fans Can Throw Those Green Things At Them Like People Do At WNBA Games
- Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, ‘What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?’
- 10 Sneaky Ways To Share The Gospel Without Letting People Know You’re A Christian
- ‘Crime is Down In DC!’ Shouts Journalist Currently Being Pummeled By Group Of Thugs
- Jerome Powell Says He Won’t Lower Interest Rates Until He Can Be Sure It Won’t Help Trump
- New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible
- 10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
- Trump Vows To Drastically Reduce The Number Of Criminals In Washington By Sending Congress Home
- 8 Changes Trump Is Making To The 2028 Olympics
- Study Finds Alcohol Sales Spike Sharply During VBS
- Drug Cartels Begin Using Kryptonite To Fend Off ICE Agent Dean Cain
- 10 Common Misconceptions About The Bible, Corrected
- Gina Carano Settles With Disney, Will Replace Pedro Pascal In All Movies
- 10 Telltale Signs Of Dangerous Authoritarianism
- Federal Court Requires Nuns To Start Worshiping Molech
- Trump Heads to Alaska to Negotiate Historic Truce Between Humans, Bears
- Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night
- Man’s Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff
- 7 Major Advantages Of Female Umpires
- Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California
- Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Dredged-Up Corpse Of Osama Bin Laden
- Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’
- Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC
- In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England
- DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals
- Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99
- Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA
- Democrats Warn New Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In
- Due To Child Actors Aging, ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 To Take Place In Haunted Nursing Home
- Pro Tip: Treat Your Depression By Going For A Run — The Misery Of Running Will Distract You From Your Depression
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