Somali welfare colonists are very special people; just ask any Democrat politician in Minnesota or Maine. They are so special, they appear to be immortal. A guest on Shawn Ryan’s podcast reports a lack of reports of Somali deaths:
This is wild.
A guest on Sean Ryan’s podcast says police in Maine have ZERO DOA reports involving Somalis.
There are roughly 100,000 Somalis in the community. People die every day from natural causes—heart attacks, strokes, etc.—yet there’s no record of it?
So where are the… pic.twitter.com/3KzcL2kKNH
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) January 24, 2026
As noted at Revolver News:
Well, we all know the Somalis come from a long line of pirates who’ve been known to pillage the American people like it’s going out of style. So it’s no wonder people are now questioning if Somalis’ dead are being hidden so they can continue to cash in on government freebies like housing, EBT, Medicaid, and other programs.
In possibly related news, via Breitbart:
Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Chairman Brendan Carr announced Tuesday that the agency will vote next month on proposals to remove fraud from the Lifeline program, which provided taxpayer dollars to pay for phone and internet services for more than 116,000 dead people. …
Carr’s announcement followed a report from the Federal Communications Commission Office of Inspector General (FCC OIG), which found startling levels of fraud in the program. …
The fraud includes “at least 16,774, and potentially as many as 39,362, deceased people, [who] were first enrolled and then claimed by a provider after they died (i.e. they were deceased at the time of enrollment.)”
That’s just free communication services. Imagine how much loot fraudsters are pulling in through more extravagant programs.
Now let’s consider the Democrat viewpoint. If dead people can vote, why shouldn’t they be able to collect welfare? Since illegal aliens vote in Maine, why shouldn’t they keep sponging off Americans even after they are dead?
On tips from abcanc and seaoh.
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