I don’t even know where to start with this story, this is really sick!
So maybe I’ll start there, with a warning: do not read any further if you do not want to hear some disgusting details. New York City truly is a sh*thole, and it’s getting worse by the day!
But now a top official in Alvin Bragg’s office is allegedly the victim of a robbery and sick sex act at the hands of a Venezuelan gang-banger — errrrr, sorry….”migrant”.
Just a poor old migrant to allegedly robbed an Assistant District Attorney in Alvin Bragg’s office and then, ummmmm, pleasured himself all over her.
Allegedly.
I told you not to keep reading….
Venezuelan migrant with ties to Tren de Aragua busted in sick robbery of NYC prosecutor https://t.co/aJvK0RokdK pic.twitter.com/VnrKEIowlB
— New York Post (@nypost) November 20, 2024
It’s unclear if the Assistant District Attorney busted him while he was yanking the chicken or whether that came afterwards as some sort of sick humiliation rituation:
NYC: “A Venezuelan migrant with links to Tren de Aragua has been arrested for allegedly robbing one of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s prosecutors in her apartment building after she busted him masturbating…”
“Brandon Simosa…was nabbed outside the Row Hotel migrant… pic.twitter.com/oBFY9sAg8L
— Illegal Alien Crimes (@ImmigrantCrimes) November 21, 2024
Here’s what The Daily Mail reports — and thank God we converted a nice hotel to house these poor migrants:
A gang-affiliated Venezuelan migrant who allegedly robbed and masturbated in front of a New York City prosecutor in her apartment building was released again onto the streets of the city.
An assistant district attorney, 38, was entering her apartment near West 44th and Ninth Avenue when Brandon Simosa, 25, followed her inside at about 2 am on Sunday.
According to police, Simosa asked her for money and then snatched her purse. He stole her phone and bank cards before performing the ‘lewd act’ in front of the horrified woman.
The unnamed victim works for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Braggs, according to the New York Post.
Simosa was arrested on Tuesday after police were able to track the prosecutor’s stolen phone to the Row NYC Hotel migrant shelter in Midtown, where the perpetrator was found outside.
He was hit with charges including sexually motivated burglary, sexually motivated robbery, grand larceny and criminal possession of stolen property.
Simosa is connected with the criminal organization Tren de Aragua, according to the Post.
It is unclear when he came to the US or if he was staying at the Row NYC Hotel shelter, but he has already racked up at least six arrests in the last five months.
Gee, do you think perhaps Alvin Bragg’s office should have spent a little more time and resources prosecuting actual violent crime and less time and resources trying to frame an innocent man?
I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud here, that’s probably crazy talk!
It was much more important to write an ex-post facto law and then frame President Trump with 34 fake felony counts than it would be to get these animals off the street.
Look at this smug a-hole as he is led off in handcuffs — does he appear contrite to you?
Fate loves irony so the best outcome would be to see this Assistant District Attorney prosecute this (alleged) thug, but will that happen?
Unlikely.
Here are more details from the New York Post:
A Venezuelan migrant with links to Tren de Aragua has been arrested for allegedly robbing one of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s prosecutors in her apartment building after she busted him masturbating, police sources told The Post Wednesday.
Brandon Simosa, 25, who has apparent ties to the vicious prison gang, was nabbed outside the Row Hotel migrant shelter in Midtown Manhattan Tuesday night over the sick ordeal, the sources said.
He is accused of robbing the 38-year-old assistant district attorney when she arrived home to her 44th Street pad at about 2 a.m. Sunday and busted him midway through the lewd act in the building’s hallway.
Simosa was arrested and charged on multiple accounts for allegedly robbing one of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s prosecutors in her apartment building after she busted him for masturbation.
Simosa, who also goes by Brandon Jesus Simoza Seijas, allegedly fled with the prosecutor’s phone after she dropped it at the moment, the sources said.
The phone was later traced to the vicinity of the migrant shelter, according to sources.
Simosa, who was hit with a slew of charges — including sexually motivated robbery, grand larceny and criminal possession of stolen property — was spotted smirking as he was hauled away in handcuffs by cops ahead of his pending arraignment Wednesday.
It wasn’t immediately clear when Simosa arrived in the Big Apple, or where he’d been living. At one point, one of his addresses was listed as one of the city’s taxpayer-funded migrant shelter in Queens, sources said.