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Methinks “Walz” is a Gaelic word that means “crash out.” It’s the only way to describe how Tim Walz and his foul-mouthed TikTok-influencing daughter Hope Walz have handled being called retarded. Granted, Walz was called retarded by Donald J. Trump, president of these United States of the Americas. But it’s 2025. How do you work in politics and not know how the internet works?

It started during one of Trump’s many, many, many…many weekend rants on Truth Social, where he referred to Walz as the “seriously retarded” governor of Minnesota. The proper way to handle a Trump insult is not to give him the attention that he’s looking for, or, at the very least, counter with an analogy about how you are rubber and the president is glue. Walz gave a press conference complaining about it and claiming that people are allegedly driving past his house, calling him a retard.

I say “allegedly” because he presented no proof. It could have been that he was fabricating an invalid truth, knowing the media wouldn’t call him out on it, what with him being a Democrat and no one in the media having any dignity or self-respect. We now have proof that this is, in fact, happening… because people are now BRAGGING about doing this on the internet.

Like, bro, do you even know how to internet?

Now that Hope is involved, it guarantees that the trolling will continue until morale improves. Or, until people get bored and move on to something else.

Tampon Tim should have taken it as a man, as Ilhan Omar did. In that same rant, Trump pointed out how Omar married her brother. She didn’t crash out. She just called Trump a RAAAAAAACIST and went back to hating America. As a result, no one is filming themselves driving past her house yelling “brother lover” out of their window.

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