Hats off to American Thinker for this title:

Muslim Woman Built Like a Fridge With a Face Pudgier Than a Cabbage Patch Doll Gets Government Position to Lecture About Health

Meet Athika Ahmed, health ambassador for a government youth panel in Wales:

This is not a joke!

Meet 23-year-old Athika Ahmed, a Health Ambassador in Wales, UK.

She advocates teaching young people to regularly check their bodies for signs of illness to help “prolong” their lives. pic.twitter.com/eIhiVYrLAO

— I Meme Therefore I Am (@ImMeme0) January 20, 2026

Olivia Murray writes:

In Athika’s world, schools only taught useless information, like how to “apply for a bank account,” how to read and write, “how to get a job,” and the necessary math skills to balance a checkbook. What they should have been doing is teaching students “the difference between a pad and a tampon” and all about endometriosis.

Being not merely visibly Muslim but pro-Hamas, Ahmed is eminently qualified as a British bureaucrat under Two-Tier Keir. As for her specific qualification for this position, she is guaranteed to combat fat shaming by example.

On a tip from Bluto.

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