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Just another Florida man doing what Florida men do best. What else is new?

A man stole a BLW and thanked officers for rescuing him from aliens after he crashed it shortly after, claiming he was teleported into the vehicle. Also, something to do with following X-Men and orders. And to be fair, we don’t have much evidence to suggest this did not happen.

According to the New York Post:

A Florida whacko accused of stealing a BMW told cops he was “teleported” into the luxury car on orders from the “X-Men” — and later thanked the officers for saving him from “aliens” he claimed were after him, according to nutty police bodycam footage.

Calvin Johnson, 36, was arrested Monday afternoon after swiping the unlocked flashy car from Bicentennial Park in Ormond Beach and wrecking it minutes later while barreling down a nearby highway at 130 mph, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

The car’s owner told police he was walking his dog around the park and returned to find it missing, noting he had left his keys in the cupholder.

This is likely when X-Men gave the orders.

Shocking footage captured cops arriving at the wreck, where the troubled, bloodied suspect repeatedly insisted he didn’t steal the car but had been “teleported” into it and was following the “X-Men’s” orders.

What would have happened if he refused to follow up on these orders? One can only assume bad, bad things were going on in his mind.

Unclear if the man was under the influence of a substance, but you are free to draw your own conclusions. Fortunately, no one was harmed except an automobile, and we can only hope that the aliens forever leave this man alone. While his grand theft auto didn’t end as the X-Men demanded, let’s hope they don’t come back to haunt him, as he did, in fact, follow orders.

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