The following article, Liquor Store Break in Ends with Perp Passed Out in Bathroom. Racoon Bender, was first published on Conservative Firing Line.

It’s time you had a laugh after all the ridiculously nasty rhetoric floating around the nation. In Ashland, Virginia, a racoon needed a snort…but overdid it a little. Okay, a lot. It was a racoon bender. Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom. Hanover County …

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