HILARIOUS: Alex Jones Reveals Elon Musk’s 17th Baby

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Have I told you how much I hate April Fools Day?

A bunch of unfunny, amateur comedians posting lame jokes all day and clogging up my Twitter feed.

But truly funny people can come up with some good ones and Alex Jones had my laughing over this one.  Alex is truly funny all year long, not on some lame “holiday”.

It all started with news anchor Kristi Leigh posting Alex Jones holding Elon’s 16th baby:

Of course that was just a joke, but that ornery look in Alex’s eye in the video was perfectly played.

Then Jones took it up a notch, reposting and claiming the baby was, in fact, Elon’s 17th child that he had with Alex himself, then adding “I demand $3 million a year or I will sell my Cyber Truck in protest!” clearly mocking the story yesterday involving Ashley St. Claire.

The longer I live, the more I learn that the people who they try to tell you are the worst people out there are actually some of the best we have.

Donald Trump.

Alex Jones.

I’ll take both of these guys all day long over anyone in Congress or anyone in the MSM.  Both have hearts of gold, and it shows here.

Tough exteriors because they live in a tough world, but underneath hearts of gold.

The longer I live, the more I find this to be abundantly true.

In related news, here’s what Alex is mocking:

Elon Musk Says He’s Paid $2.5M for a Child He’s Not Sure Is His

Elon Musk Says He’s Paid $2.5M for a Child He’s Not Sure Is His

The Elon Musk / Ashley St. Claire saga just got even more wild….

Ordinarily, I’m not really into this gossip-type stuff, but this one really blew my mind.

Before we begin, first some history here in case you don’t know who Ashley St. Claire is or why you should care.  From Grok:

Based on available information, Ashley St. Clair claims to have one child with Elon Musk. She announced in February 2025 that she welcomed a baby five months prior, in September 2024, and identified Musk as the father. There is no evidence of additional children between them beyond this single claim. Musk has not publicly confirmed this, and legal proceedings regarding custody and paternity are ongoing as of March 31, 2025, but the current understanding is limited to one child from their alleged relationship.

So that’s Ashley, or as Laura Loomer calls her, “Cashley”.

Loomer unloaded on “Cashley” earlier today for another publicity stunt for selling her Tesla because she needs cash after she claims Elon Musk cut her child supports down and now she’s apparently hurting for cash:

Gold digger and professional gaslighter @stclairashley was caught on camera outside of her ritzy Manhattan condo (paid for by her sugar daddy Elon Musk) selling her $100,000 @Tesla she said was gifted to her by @elonmusk during their romantic relationship.

She said she’s selling it to make up for $100,000 in alleged cuts to her child Support payments from Elon.

She took a jab at @elonmusk, telling people to check the Tesla Stock, adding, “I’m not the only one cleaning up after Elon’s messes.”

Ashley, as I reported, has hired anti-Trump lawyers to sue Elon Musk. He was ordered by the court to take a paternity test.

Now here’s where the good part comes in and why I’m interested….

Elon Musk replied to Loomer’s post saying this:

So let me get this straight…

The man has no idea if the child is even his, but he’s given her $2.5M and on top of that sending $500k/year and gave her a beautiful new Tesla that she’s now selling to claim poverty?

You kidding me with this?



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