There was a time in the not-so-distant past when women’s personal care items were marketed to, and made for, sane adult human females. Sadly, that era has ended, with most of these brands now choosing to kowtow to a progressive left-wing agenda that’s infected society like a virus.

Case in point: Gillette, the brand that owns the popular women’s razor brand Venus, put out an ad campaign targeting “toxic masculinity.” The commercial took aim at the popular “let boys be boys” phrase and showed a father breaking up kids having a friendly tussle in the backyard.

The women’s razor brand Flamingo is owned by Harry’s, the brand that notoriously sparked the founding of Jeremy’s Razors after they pulled ads from The Daily Wire for their sin of platforming hosts who questioned the trans agenda.

In 2022, Flamingo debuted a limited edition “Face & Body Pride Shave Set” complete with rainbow-colored pride stickers as a way to “reinforce that shaving should not be a gendered activity.” The profits were all donated to The Trevor Project, a popular LGBT nonprofit.

The same year, Harry’s and Flamingo launched the “Hair is Hair” pride campaign, which included “intimate” black and white photos “celebrating people’s right to express themselves beyond the binary.”

Trans-identified photographer Lia Clay Miller captured various body parts “that people shave” and exclusively photographed LGBT models with various body types for the collection, which appeared on kiosks and billboards in New York City that summer. 

It only gets wilder from there.

In June of this year, Flamingo shared a clip from Rachel E. Gross, a journalist and author of the book “Vagina Obscura: An Anatomical Voyage.” The Instagram post highlighted Gross claiming that estrogen and testosterone are not inherently masculine and feminine since both hormones are found in both sexes. 

“One thing I really try to do in my work and in my book is to unmask some of those assumptions like for hormones, for example. At one point, science decided that estrogen was the female hormone and that testosterone was the male hormone,” Gross said during the podcast interview. 

“Estrogen literally comes from ‘oestrus,’ which means, like, a frenzy as if induced by a fly. Feminist scholars have really unmasked these myths, and shown that these hormones actually have, like, body-wide effects, and that they’re necessary in all bodies. And, like, you can’t just assign them a gender. That’s absolutely absurd.”

Per Merriam-Webster, “estrus,” means “a period of sexual receptivity in female mammals when they are able to conceive and will accept a male.”

Gillette and Harry’s are the most well-known of the woke brands, but the most aggressively progressive is Billie Razors. The brand advertises itself as being “proudly pro-body hair” despite hawking hair removal tools.

To celebrate “No Shave November” in 2019, the brains behind Billie recommended that their customers grow out their mustaches to prove they had them. 

“Our hair has a very important announcement to make. Women have mustaches too. The world may not know this because we go through a lot to hide them. We’ve been hiding them all our lives,” the women in the promotional video said. “News flash, we’ve got them. So this November we’re growing them out and joining in because a stache is a stache and we shouldn’t let our perfectly good ones go to waste.”

Their about section advertises Billie Razors as having a mission, “to champion the whole spectrum of womankind. We want to undo the unfair social pressures women face, starting with double standards around shaving and bodycare, and celebrate the infinite ways women can look, feel, and be in the world.” 

They have “zero-tolerance for racism and systemic oppression” and further “ask that our employees, partners and yes, even our customers, uphold these values as well.”

Billie faced some backlash online from customers who swear the product has changed for the worse since it was introduced, which a spokesperson for the brand denied when asked about it. Maybe it has something to do with the challenge of promoting body hair and trying to sell razors at the same time? 

Out in the wild, wild West of women’s razor brands, one option stands out as sane, rational, and exceptionally good quality compared to the others. And though they set the bar low, Jeremy’s made their standards high with razors for women that don’t include any of that woke nonsense.

Forgo the rainbows, the lady staches, and the liberal agenda in favor of something better. Jeremy’s Razors all-new Women’s Starter Set is on sale for 25% off this Black Friday, making the perfect gift for any real women who prefer their shaves propaganda-free. While other companies were debating whether women should even shave, Jeremy’s engineered a graceful pivoting head that follows her curves for a flawless shave. The shapely handle isn’t just elegant – its meticulous design and rippled texture keeps control where it belongs: in her hands. From legs to underarms, any true woman can enjoy a luxuriously close shave without the empowerment lecture.

Are you or a woman you love sick of the rest of the personal care industry? Get the all-new Women’s Deluxe Bundle. This well-equipped bundle makes the perfect gift complete with a non-slip textured handle + five 5-blade razor refills infused with aloe & Argan oil, Moisturizing Shave Cream with Coconut Oil & Shea Butter, Moisturizing Body Wash with Coconut Oil & Shea Butter, Moisturizing Lotion with Collagen & Retinol, and 2 sticks of Aluminum-Free, Natural Deodorant in scent Waterlily & Minerals.

Bon voyage, Venus. Farewell, Flamingo. Beat it, Billie’s.

Hello, Jeremy’s.

Jeremy’s Razors shares common ownership with The Daily Wire.