Category: “Not the Bee”
- DOJ says Southern Poverty Law Center paid neo-Nazis, KKK to stoke fears about white supremacy so they could get more donations
- Florida Dem resigns from Congress “just moments before” ethics committee met to discuss penalties for her alleged theft of FEMA funds
- 19-year-old illegal alien who groped nine high school girls gets less than one year in jail
- People had some things to say after police offered $2,500 reward for this Maryland shooting suspect
- Report: SAVE Act dead in Senate because apparently the GOP doesn’t want to save America anymore
- Canadian judge goes easy on native man who choked and kicked toddler, citing “colonialization”
- This pro-life abolitionist had the best response to a dweeb who threw paint on him
- The New York Mets Have Lost 10 Straight Since Mamdani Hugged Mr. & Mrs. Met
- Alex Jones appears shirtless to debunk The Onion’s claim that it now owns Infowars: “Like nuclear testing waking up Godzilla”
- Report: 9 out of every 10 new jobs in the US since 2020 have gone to foreigners 😭
- My favorite part of the story about the dude arrested for stuffing pasta into Legos sets are the memes 😂
- Restore Britain just turned another migrant mishap into the greatest political ad of all time
- Amazon removes 1973 novel about the destruction of Western Civilization through mass migration 🤔
- The female judge who told a Michigan man he didn’t have the right to protect his property just radicalized a lot more people
- The Artemis II commander took video of the “Earthset” on his iPhone and it’s one of the most beautiful things ever filmed
- China’s new street drug is 10x stronger than fentanyl, hard to detect, and has killed people in multiple states
- For 8 years, this dude had a 12-inch metal chopstick stuck in his throat, but finally got it removed
- This batch of cruise ships just fulfilled a “Far Side” joke by sailing at full speed through the Strait of Hormuz 😨
- Democrat with Nazi tat does same hand gesture as Elon Musk; media silent for some reason 🤔
- Illinois museum’s Titanic exhibit floods on anniversary of ship’s sinking
- Woman’s month-long cough discovered to be caused by missing nose ring lodged in her lung 😲
- Algerian migrant in the UK accidentally stole a Fabergé egg worth 3 million dollars, didn’t know what he had, traded it for drugs
- Bodycam footage of a NYPD mounted police officer running down a perp is the coolest thing you’ll see today
- South Carolina church hosts a “Gracism” class
- Former Alabama mayor arrested for doing that thing they tell us never happens
- Reactions: Apple, a tech company, appoints white male engineer to be new CEO 🤯
- Check out this story about a British couple’s nightmarish visit to a Marriott hotel in Qatar
- Michigan Democratic Party backs Hezbollah supporter for regent at University of Michigan
- Israel restores smashed Jesus statue (in about 3 days!), sentences soldier to 30 days in the slammer
- United Church of Christ bishop says we need “Third Testament” because “the Bible has become problematic”
- Tucker Carlson Apologizes For “Misleading People” Into Voting For Trump
- Watch: Lutheran pastor running for Congress in Iowa brags about officiating Satanist wedding
- Israel’s government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with “children’s activities” near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah
- Wikipedia caught trying to alter history after AOC made a fool of herself about Spanish cowboys
- Bee Forum News: Pope Promises Next Cardinal Will Be A Woman Of Color
- Kash Patel is suing The Atlantic for $250M because they said his drinking “could harm national security”
- Cincinnati radio station buys WKRP call sign from classic sitcom
- Montana Supreme Court says making birth certificates reflect reality is “transgender discrimination” (yes, Montana!)
- California couple gets knock on backdoor, opens up to find 13 strangers in hot-air balloon
- Minnesota high school installs Muslim prayer room; “separation of church and state” crowd oddly quiet
- WATCH: Michigan Senate candidate enters party convention in the most theater-kid way possible
- Deaths from accidents involving 18-wheelers are up 50% in the last 15 years. I wonder why.
- WATCH: MLB outfielder throws ball to young fan who then creates most wholesome moment of the season
- They’re eating the cats! Italians up in arms after Nigerian migrant grills cat at playground
- Mustard manufacturer goes to prison for polluting river with – you guessed it – mustard.
- Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear worries Trump wants to drop nukes to become famous
- AWESOME! Oklahoma principal who stopped school shooter crowned Prom King by students
- The same media that blasted Pete Hegseth for feeding troops steak is now complaining that troops aren’t being fed well
- Watch: Humanoid Polish robot chases wild boars through city streets
- Report: Utah Supreme Court justice had romantic relationship with Dem lawyer, ruled in his favor on redistricting, costing Republicans a seat
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