Blue Origin Vanity Space Flight Draws Criticism

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Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Oprah BFF, Gayle King, have been afforded the opportunity to be members of an exclusive club that Blue Origin launches into space.

Our Toni wrote about the “Chicks in Space” yesterday. Six women, sitting atop a rocket that looks like a gigantic penis, were blasted into space because they’re famous. These are no ordinary, everyday women. Nor, were they a competent “crew”, as they were called. In fact, they have been told not to touch any of the buttons.

The whole thing is risible, really. Katy Perry kisses the ground after floating in space for 10 or 11 minutes-whatever it was-in a skin-tight, couture “spacesuit”. Have to accentuate the skinny bod by Ozempic, apparently. The suits? Designed by Jeff Bezos’ fiancé, Lauren Sanchez, with the help of Oscar de la Renta designers. (I can see this now-What fabric accentuates fake boobs and a recent Brazilian Butt-Lift?)

Sleek, flame-resistant neoprene jumpsuits in two-tone blue, fitted to perfection using 3D scans. With plunging necklines, flared-leg zips, and monogrammed detailing, Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Sánchez strutted into the spotlight looking less NASA, more Met Gala.”-Manjusha Radhakrishnan, Gulf News

“Putting the a$$ in astronaut”, Katy Perry joked as her make-up artist smacked on her contour before the launch.

You can say that again, Katy. But we’re not thinking about that type of a$$. The whole display of Bezos’ giant penis (he wishes) and sending his beloved and her BFFs up, up, the long delirious burning blue drew more criticism than actual likes because it is out of touch with reality. First take: fast-food chain Wendy’s:

Pop-singer Kesha also threw in a jab:

But this Blue Origin mission was, like, seriously, not a joyride of the vanities. You see, Katy Perry has always been a fan of mind-blowing science:

The other “crew members” were, and still are, quick to defend their “mission”:

Anybody that’s criticizing it doesn’t really understand what is happening here,”-Gayle King

Oh, we understand all right, Ms. King. Don’t try to pull the “I am intellectually superior” routine to cover up this frivolity.

I get really fired up. I would love to have them come to Blue Origin and see the thousands of employees that don’t just work here but they put their heart and soul into this vehicle.

They love their work and they love the mission and it’s a big deal for them.

So when we hear comments like that, I just say, trust me. Come with me. I’ll show you what this is about, and it’s, it’s really eye-opening.”-Lauren Sanchez

From the way we understand this, no one is criticizing the thousands of employees that “put their heart and soul” into the (gigantic penis-shaped) vehicle. I, personally, would love to come with Lauren to her plastic surgeon appointments to tell them to just stop withe the lip filler. Dear God. But to be with her on a trip into space? Nah. I’ll pass. Too much ego in that little space capsule.

What feels so over to me, so obviously over, is the way the upper crust or the ruling elites have used virtue signaling to justify everything they do. You want to fly up in a rocket with some of your girlfriends because it’s fun? Do that. Don’t hide behind some phony intersectional female empowerment lie. This wasn’t that.”-Sasha Stone

They are sooooo “noble”, these women. These plastic, vapid, self-centered, worldly women. Kissing terra firma after coming back to “Mother Earth”. Oh, no, no, no. It’s not about them at all:

This false humility IS about Katy Perry. She got a private invitation to ride on billionaire’s private rocket ship.

How else do you get to middle-of-nowhere-Van Horn, Texas? We know Katy Perry did not sit her a$$ down on a bus, a train or in a car to get there from her California home. And, we sure as hell know she did not stay in that town. Been there, done that and I can definitively sat that nobody wants to stay in Van Horn.

The only person missing on this flight was Kamala Harris:

Space affects us all. And it connects us all. “-Kamala Harris

Gag. Except when we send the utterly tone-deaf and disconnected on a multi-million dollar trip on Blue Origin with a huge carbon footprint to subsequently talk about “saving Mother Earth” by ordering myself a Baconator from Wendy’s.

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