BIDEN IS BACK: “My Press Secretary, ‘KAREEM’!”

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I have very much enjoyed not covering this man for most of the past 11 months….

It’s been a breath of fresh air!

And while I don’t look back on his time in Residency fondly or with rose-colored glasses, it is amusing just how badly this man can butcher the English language.

And how bad his memory is.

Usually, it’s a combination of both of those things that produces the most hilarious results.

And here’s a brand new one for you….

Here is Joe Biden reminiscing very fondly about his old Press Secretary “Kareem”:

Backup video here if needed:

That wasn’t the only blunder….

We also got this gem:

BIDEN IS BACK: “We’re the United States of Amerigota!”

Joe Biden is back, ladies and gentlemen….

Why ANYONE thinks it’s a good idea to put this man on stage and a put a mic in front of him is completely beyond me, but hey, maybe he’ll run again in 2028!

But he’s back and terrible as ever.

The super-creepy, angry whispering…

The dementia shuffle….

The confusion about where he even is….

And of course mispronouncing words and murdering them to pieces!

In the past, it’s been random words that he chose to turn into a word salad, but today he just got right to the chase and decided to totally butcher “America”.

Watch here:

Congrats Joe!

That’s your swan song, you finally did it!

And of course that brings me to my all-time favorite Biden Bumble:  Merfin and Ruthers!

FLASHBACK: Biden Stumbles Through Another Speech, Refers To “Merfin and Ruthers”

“Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle…..in it together….somehow!”

Ah, the great duos of all time.

Jordan/Pippen.

Kobe/Shaq.

Montana/Rice.

…..Merfin and Ruthers…..?

Yeah, I don’t know who they are either, but Joe Biden today in a long, mumbling, meandering “speech” claimed he was “as determined as Merfin and Ruthers” to get something done.

Oh my.

Watch here and see if you can figure it out:

Yeah, I don’t know.

There does not appear to be anyone even remotely close to the names of Merfin or Ruthers anywhere on Biden’s (fake) cabinet.

The best anyone has come up with is that “Merfin” was a reference to Merrick Garland, which I guess in Biden-speak is kind of close.

Someone then posted the subtitles to clear up the confusion:

Oh my goodness, I can’t stop laughing!

It only got better from there….

Reading some of the replies, these were my favorite.

Merfin and Ruthers?  One guy thinks they played for the 85 Bears:

This next one seems appropriate in light of Prince Philip’s long-awaited death:

And kudos to BevJoy for correcting the record on this one:

You can watch the full video here if you want more “context”:



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