President Trump went to China last week for trade talks with President Xi, which apparently went swimmingly well until one hour after eating food from a Chinese McDonald’s, President Trump found himself hungry again. Talks ground to a halt as the only thing Trump could think about was the rumbly in his tumbly. Xi then began repeating “hummm dum dee dumm” and suggested they munch an early luncheon, even though they both had just finished a super sized Big Mac, Fries and Diet Coke from a local Chinese McDonald’s. Trump and Xi then climbed a tree looking for a little something sweet, and after finding some honey and tumbling down when the limb broke, talks resumed. But that’s not all that happened last week!