Finally the never-ending dead pedophile story is providing some entertainment. Ultraleft congresscretin Jasmine Crockett earned herself more limelight by denouncing prominent Republicans past and present for taking money from Jeffrey Epstein, including current EPA Administrator and esteemed countermoonbat Lee Zeldin.
The conspiracy is even bigger than we knew! But wait:
Yes Crockett, a physician named Dr. Jeffrey Epstein (who is a totally different person than the other Jeffrey Epstein) donated to a prior campaign of mine.
NO FREAKIN RELATION YOU GENIUS!!! https://t.co/gYQlcUd2we
— Lee Zeldin (@LeeMZeldin) November 19, 2025
What do you expect of a member of Congress who calls the sitting President of the United States a “piece of sh**“?
Rather than admit she had made a moronic mistake in her rush to smear more honorable people, Crockett managed to beclown herself even more:
Crockett (D-Texas) tried to defend herself Wednesday night in a CNN appearance after she was ripped for boldly implying that she’d found evidence linking the Long Island Republican and other prominent GOPers to the disgraced financier, who died in 2019.
“Listen, I never said that it was that Jeffrey Epstein,” Crockett told “The Source” host Kaitlin Collins after being given the chance to correct the record.
Maybe she knew all along that it was a different Jeffrey Epstein and was testing us to see if we knew.
The congresswoman elaborates:
“So my team, what they did is they Googled, and that is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans, I at least don’t go out and just tell lies,” she told Collins. “Because it was not the same one? That’s fine. But when Lee Zeldin had something to say, all he had to say was, it was a different Jeffrey Epstein. He admitted that he did receive donations from a Jeffrey Epstein. So, at least I wasn’t trying to mislead people … I literally had maybe 20 minutes before I had to do that debate.”
The many Jasmine Crockett fans among Democrats needn’t worry that the egg running down her face will impact her upcoming run for a Senate seat. Jasmine is protected from her own inadequacy by what GWB called “the soft bigotry of low expectations.”
On a tip from Jack D.
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