The following article, Democrats’ Self-Inflicted Lobotomy: A Party Too Dumb to Learn From Its Own Catastrophes, was first published on The Black Sphere.

The Democratic Party’s Teach “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Voters”

Let’s set the scene: It’s November 5th, and the Democrats just got their teeth kicked in. A well-timed Chuck Norris-style roundhouse that sent them into a full-on, face-plant-into-concrete humiliation. And yet, like a concussed street urchin, Democrats insist they are fine as they stagger to their feet, still hoping to land a punch.

The problem? They’re swinging at ghosts.

Democrats have a knack for being spectacularly wrong. And not just occasionally wrong, but historically,  laughably, “maybe-we-should-stop-doing-this” wrong.

Somebody should tell them to not charge their iPhones by putting them in the microwave? At some point, you’d think they’d notice the pattern. But no—they double down, triple down, and then accuse reality of being racist.

The Great Democratic Delusion: “It’s Just a PR Problem!”

After their latest electoral beatdown, Democrats did what they always do: They held a séance to commune with the spirits of their lost voters. The conclusion? “Maybe we’re just not saying the quiet part loud enough!”

As MSN reports, the party is now locked in a heated debate over whether their problem is language rather than policy. Some, like Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Arizona), argue that terms like “social equity” sound like they were cooked up in a Yale seminar room (because they were). Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear agrees, lamenting that Democrats “speak like professors” and have forgotten how to sound human.

“I believe that over time, and probably for well-meaning reasons, Democrats have begun to speak like professors and started using advocacy-speak that was meant to reduce stigma, but also removed the meaning and emotion behind words,” Beshear said. “It makes Democrats or candidates using this speech sound like they’re not normal.”

Ah, yes—the eternal struggle of the Left: How do we convince normal people that our policies aren’t batshit insane? The answer, apparently, is to repackage the crazy in folksy wrapping paper. Because nothing says “relatable” like swapping “defund the police” for “community-centric public safety reinvestment initiatives.”

You can call a turd a “fragrant organic soil supplement,” but it’s still a turd. And Democrats keep serving them up like they’re gourmet chocolates.

The Three Stages of Democratic Denial

Democrats have three core beliefs post-disaster:

1. “We just need better marketing!” – Because nothing sells open borders and rampant crime like a snappier slogan.

2. “Our policies are fine—the voters are wrong!” – The classic “everyone else is the problem” defense.

3. “Blame Trump!” – Even when he’s right. Even when he wins. Even when the sun rises in the east.

Take tariffs, for example. Trump’s tariffs brought in $100 billion with no consumer price spikes. Democrats? They’re still screeching that tariffs are a tax on the poor, unhappy of course they they haven’t figured out a new way to steal the newfound loot.

Worse, their latest brainwave? “The tariff money is going to billionaires!”

Oh no, not billionaires! You mean the same ones funding their campaigns? The horror!

The Left’s Cheating Problem (Because Winning Fairly is Hard)

Democrats have a simple strategy when their policies fail: Cheat harder. Voter ID? Racist. Ballot harvesting? Democracy in action. Losing elections? Must be “systemic disenfranchisement.”

As I’ve noted, the Left’s obsession with rigging the game is the ultimate admission of failure. When your ideas are so toxic that even California has buyer’s remorse, you don’t adjust—you just find new ways to stuff the ballot box.

Conclusion: The Party That Refuses to Learn

Democrats are like the kid who keeps sticking his finger in the electrical outlet. Zap! “Ow!” Zap! “Why does this keep happening?!” Zap! “It’s the outlet’s fault!”

At some point, you’d think they’d stop. But that would require self-awareness—a trait conspicuously absent in a party that still thinks “Latinx” is a winning message.

So here’s a free tip, Democrats: If you keep losing, maybe—just maybe—it’s not the voters who are wrong.

I’m paraphrasing Sun Tzu, but “If your enemy is willing to shoot himself in the foot, then hand him bullets.”

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