Dave Portnoy Issues $60k Christmas Miracle

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Dave Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports, founder of the One Bite pizza challenge, and self-described “rich guy” has just issued a $60k Christmas miracle and I absolutely love it!

Proving once again that Government is only here to steal, kill and destroy, Portnoy visited pizza shot TinyBrickOven in Baltimore, MD only to learn they were going out of business.

But why?

Bad owner?

Lazy operator?

Bad food?

None of the above.

The owner is a super energetic, super friendly man running the shop with passion and zest for life.

The food scored high marks from Portnoy on his exclusive pizza rating system.

So what’s the problem?

They can’t get the Government to respond to their application for a liquor license and there’s not enough money in pizza sales to keep going.

Enter Portnoy.

He sees the note on the pizza box that says they will be closing and he asks the owner why….and what it will take to save them.

It’s an incredible moment, watch here:

But that’s not all….

Now enter Amiri King and Bill Ackman.

Amiri King reposted the video on his account, which caught the attention of billionaire hedge-fund operator Bill Ackman who also reposted it, looping in MD Gov. Wes Moore and asking him to get off his ass and respond to the liquor license application (of course he said it much nicer than that).

Take a look:

X is where things happen!

X is where business gets done!

X is where businesses are saved!

Thank you to Elon Musk for this platform and thank you to Dave Portnoy for stepping in and giving $60k on the spot to save this small business.

America is going to come roaring back to life very soon….

They tried their best to kill it and they came very close, but the White Hats are here and the adults will soon be in charge again.

Any Senator, Governor, Mayor or Dog-Catcher who can’t perform the essential government functions they were elected to perform (like simply responding to a liquor license application) should be either voted out, recalled or removed from office immediately.

This is a non-violent revolution, but it’s time for WE THE PEOPLE to take back this Country and THROW THE BUMS OUT.

You’re all on notice.



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