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The Cat In The Hat: On Aging.


Well-Known Member
Mar 13, 2018
Hat Tip to Jorline over on Weasel Zippers. Saw one of his random comments and just had to re-share.

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my a-s-s.

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