Before I jump into this, please know that I'm totally aware this post is petty and slightly ridiculous, but I don't care because Mark Zuckerberg totally deserves it.
He had to use a booster seat today!
Tech companies pretend they don't understand the subtlety of the bias their platforms introduce, but OF COURSE they do.
Zuckerberg is 5'7”
His team has him sitting on a 4” cushion during testimony because they know it's important for him not to look small or meek in the pics. pic.twitter.com/9on6W3eppi
— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) April 10, 2018
I had know idea he was that short. Weasel-y? Yes. Short? No. And he's not short in an endearing, groovy way like our guy Bruno.
Criticize Mark Zuckerberg for his company's shady dealings, not his height. https://t.co/a1sHvCoTBb
— Maia Efrem (@maiaefrem) April 10, 2018
Oh please.
Thanks, @maiaefrem, to clarify at no point have I criticized his height or suggested there was anything wrong with it. It concerns me if you misconstrued my tweet! The point I was trying to make is that Facebook obviously understands nuance, bias, & power. https://t.co/pHDJPVAAjZ
— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) April 10, 2018
Booster seat for everyone's special little guy. #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/ekagIVDK4V
— GRANT J. KIDNEY
Stop infantilizing Mark Zuckerberg! Also, here's his booster seat. (Photographs by Evy Mages.) pic.twitter.com/MeKwDZwIEF
— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) April 10, 2018
Report from Capitol Hill: Mark Zuckerberg's chair has extra padding. (Photographs by Evy Mages.) pic.twitter.com/bU5MJeMOj1
— Washingtonian (@washingtonian) April 10, 2018
Zuck's 4" booster seat is the coolest item from today. pic.twitter.com/FMKQUV3MbG
— John Robb (@johnrobb) April 10, 2018
It's not a "booster seat," it's his lithium-ion battery. #Zuckerberg
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) April 10, 2018
Zuckerberg takes his seat… on a 4-inch cushion. pic.twitter.com/ssp7IjF5MS
— Dana Milbank (@Milbank) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg is sitting on a booster seat so he looks like a big boy. https://t.co/gojK4ynKu9
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg's Chair on Capitol Hill Has a Nice Big Extra Cushion (aka Booster Seat) https://t.co/iBkmoShW2t pic.twitter.com/v8McgHYyvn
— Josh Caplan (@joshdcaplan) April 10, 2018
Mark #Zuckerberg using a booster seat to testify before Congress is the funniest thing I've seen all day. pic.twitter.com/tKWsaTD1KH
— Mason Isaacson (@IsaacsnOfficial) April 11, 2018
Same.
Anyway, that is all. Continue on with your evening.
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